DOES A PICTURE REALLY SAY A THOUSAND WORDS?

I took a look at a picture, a picture of a young beautiful dark african lady on my laptop and decided, what if i see how the computer translates this simple picture into text. What would the computer say about this lady? I had to go about it.

I delved into the Java API and was told, just read the image binary file, buffer the input stream and then write it out in another buffered output stream. Pronto. I checked the java tutorials and was told the same story. Just do that and you'll be fine. So i tried it and am giving you the result.
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 package examples;
  
 import java.io.BufferedInputStream;
 import java.io.BufferedOutputStream;
 import java.io.*;
  
 public class Google {
  BufferedInputStream bin;
  BufferedOutputStream bout;
   
  public void doingThis() throws FileNotFoundException, IOException{
   try{
    //create the input stream
    bin = new BufferedInputStream(new      
                                     FileInputStream("amelipassport.jpg"));
    //create the output stream
    bout = new BufferedOutputStream(new 
                                     FileOutputStream("pix2words.txt"));
    //now there's this int type that i'll use to read the 
                                //bytes coming from the buffered input stream
    int c;
    //we'll keep reading the stream and writing to output
    //until we each end of file, eof
    while((c = bin.read()) != -1){
     bout.write(c);
    }
   
   }
   finally{
    //at the end of everything, close all streams
    if (bin != null){ bin.close();}
    if (bout != null) {bout.close();}
   }
  }
   
  //now this is the class loader
  public static void main(String[] args) throws FileNotFoundException, IOException{
   Google blogger = new Google();
   blogger.doingThis(); 
  }
  
 }
  

I had the honor of asking the unholy question: What would the computer say? Now these are a few lines of my result.

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//cB8BccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccÿÀ 
:

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I really don't know what the computer said. I can see WANG2 and then after...Gibber-gibber-gabber-dash? Or something like that?There must be a way to understand this gibber language. Yes, there is, i have to decode the gibberish stuff. Going back to ask the API.“Hey, API, you told me some half truth. Now, wise man, how do i translate this gibber?”

I've already written a solution. It's a breeze away.

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